Off the Top of My Head
September 27. My goodness, October starts on Thursday. I've been noticing that the darkness has been creeping deeper into the morning and chewing away more and more bits of the afternoon. Still we soldier on, trying to bring the tiniest bits of sweetness and happiness to a world sorely in need of both. If you'll excuse me, I'm suddenly feeling sick to my stomach, or as the French like to say, le temps de vomir mes tripes. The short story– a bad day on the gastric front.
This Week in Favorite NFL Quarterbacks
No, this is not a continuing thing that I just sort of neglected to tell my faithful readers about. In fact, this is the first and possibly last time I have or even think about having a favorite quarterback. Maybe the headline is inaccurate or even misleading. So sue me. That (inaccurate headline) won't be the first time that's happened on this website. In fact, I'm trying to make it a hallmark.
Anyway, the winner is Ryan Fitzpatrick of the Miami Dolphins. I bet that's something of a surprise to a lot of people who may actually know something about football. Where are the consistently great QBs like Tom Brady, Drew Brees, Aaron Rogers, and Russell Wilson, or the new guns like Patrick Mahones, DeShawn Watson or Lamar Jackson, or even the shiny new toys like Josh Allen or Kyler Murray, you ask? Well, there are reasons:
- Being a Harvard graduate is an odd path to take to get to a NFL starting quarterback job. Congrats to any one who can walk it.
- He has the best beard in the NFL. It has achieved Grizzly Adams/Paul Bunyan status. The beard gets its own hotel room when the team is on the road. It has to itch like heck when he fastens the chinstrap on his helmet.
- He has played for 25% of the teams in the NFL, the very definition of journeyman quarterback. To me, that's a lot more remarkable than being on one team for fifteen years. Everyone's saying how hard it is for Tom Brady to have to learn a new playbook and team culture for the second time in his career. Yeah, try doing that eight times.
- He is consistently inconsistent. Some weeks he'll throw for over 400 yards; others, he'll throw six interceptions. If you look at his overall statistics, he's somewhat better than average in completion percentage and ratio of touchdowns to interceptions. Sort of like me. Sometimes I get it really really right, and other times not so much.
- In 2019, the Dolphins were believed to be tanking, or playing poorly to get a good draft position. Analysts predicted the 'Fins could lose all 16 games. Instead, they won five, and Fitzpatrick was named Player of the Year for the team.
- Fitzpatrick plays for (at best) mediocre teams. They're mediocre when he joins them, and are mediocre after he leaves. There's something else going on there--it's not just Ryan.
- He never kicks up a fuss about being benched, or being listed as second team. He just does his job.
The thing I like about Fitzpatrick is he's an everyman, doing what he can with the talents and capabilities he has. Some weeks he's on, others not. He's surrounded by other average people. He's also quietly resilient, always bouncing back when knocked down, and doing his job even though he's the placeholder for the real deal coming next year or sometime real soon now.
Give it up for Ryan, the favorite QB of the week.
Sign o' the Times.
We have a Japanese maple in the front yard. It's a bit of an odd duck, the fancy graft having died back but the hardy root stock still soldiering on. It's more of a bush than a real tree, and lost its distinctive angularity, but we like it.
In the fall, it changes color from the outside in, from standard green to a very intense red color. Usually, it's one of the later trees to change, sometime in mid-November, following the Bradford pears and crepe myrtles, but a little before the oaks.I mention all this because I just noticed that some of the outside leaves are starting to change color. If I was being logical, I would explain it by referencing the extreme August temperatures, but me, I'm blaming the headlong rush to fall and winter this year, as evidenced by the August introduction of pumpkin spice latte and other pumpkin treats, aisles full of Halloween candy two weeks ago, and Carrie Underwood introducing her new Christmas album this week. I guess our little maple just wants to get with the game and get a head start on its long winter nap. I know I'd like to.
My wife just pointed out that the dogwood in back is also starting to change color. I don't know how much ahead that may be. After all, it is almost October. But it's surely time to hoist those pumpkin spice lattes and toast the coming of fall–finally.
A random seasonal thought
The thing about fall is, we celebrate the season for everything except the namesake event. The cooler temperatures, The starting of the fireplace, anticipation of Halloween and Thanksgiving, the changing of leaves, seasonal beverages and foods, all good. Not the falling of leaves and subsequent raking of leaves, both of which are depressing.
The average human head in the ever-popular blonde color has 150,000 hairs. That means that if you spend $70,000 over a year on hair care, it works out to less than $0.50 per hair, surely a bargain at that price, or $191 per day, maybe not so much a bargain. For that money, you can hire two hair stylists full time, with $10k left over for product or tips. Not, of course, that the tip part will ever happen.